Saturday, July 21, 2007

I Hate the "Itna Mat Padha Kar" Guys

This post is dedicated to Yuyutsu.



I hate the guys at Narayana and School, who keep bugging me with stupid phrases like, "Kitna padhta hai din mein aaj kal?" or "Kam padha kar yaar" or "Main jaanta hoon tu khelte hue bhi padhta hai". I mean come on guys, get a life. I DO NOT study at all, I hardly sit down to study for 15 mins a day. If you think I'm still lying, then go bang your head on a wall and cry in front of your shit pot.

Here is my secret to getting an above average score at school/Narayana without sweating too much -

1) I listen in class, very seriously. I take each class as if I am going to be tested on it tomorrow. If I miss something at class, I make a point to cover it up on my own or ask a friend for help.

2) If I'm unable to understand anything, I ask the teacher, repeatedly, until I am satisfied. I do not care whether my query is related to my syllabus or not, I believe in understanding of a concept. Though this may seem obvious to some of you, but I have seen a major number of students refraining from asking the teacher, just beacuse they think it will make them look foolish, or they are afraid of the teacher.

3) I do not cram, even if I am short of time. I understand a concept and try to remember it in my own language. If CBSE doesn't give me credit for it, then I don't give a f**kin damn.

4) I always question myself about the not-so-obvious applications of concepts that I know. For example, if I get to know a formula to calculate the position of an object moving at uniform velocity, I'd like to know why it can't be used to calculate the position of an object moving with some accelration. This again may seem obvious, but I've seen guys who don't care to think.

5) I study hard on the day before the exam.

6) I have a better retaining and analysing power than most of my peers.

7) I do not study for 16 hours a day.


UPDATE: Yuyutsu has a Wikipedia page for himself! Check it out -

Yuyutsu

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Apoorv Khatreja said...

Ya ya, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Uncool Shitty here.

I refuse to believe that you don't study. All right, listening in the class and thinking helps a lot. That was what I used to do in class X when we had proper teachers (not Vinamrata, Harshest, Choos Ke and Shittika), but some amount of work has to go into actually sitting down and studying for the exams.

A couple of days ago you told me that you had done all 60 questions of that Electrishitty chapter from HIV Sharma. 60 questions, done in 15 minutes? Unbelievable, unless you are Einstein reborn. A new story for Aaj Tak?

Nidhi said...

don't u think u are way too sensitive...these guys are just jealous aren't they??

u r in 12th( i'm guessing) and if there are guys discouraging u, u better not listen to them...

Anonymous said...

Shitty here again.

Discouraging Apoorv? He's the one who puts the damper on my enthusiasm. Bah.

It's all a lie. It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

Apoorv Khatreja said...

@Shitty (1)
I can't believe you actually fell for that. Prabhas and me, we have decided that whenever guys like Yuytsu come up and ask, "Tune kitna padh liya?", we tell 'em that we've finished off our college syllabus as well. That's the only way to buzz 'em off.

@nidhi
I'm not sensitive, and neither are those guys jealous, they just have been brainwashed by teachers like Rashika and RK into beileving that hard work is the only secret to success. My way is a little different.

@Shitty (2)
I've always tried to tell you how to make things easy for yourself. You're the one who doesn't listen.

Mafia United said...

LoL very true man , i too hate the ppl who keep saying kitna padta hai yar and such stuff

Apoorv Khatreja said...

@Mafia United

Are you the guy from IBF?

Mafia United said...

um yes i am

frozen in music said...

very informative...lol..
n i lyk dat yuyutsu wali pic..had it in my cell for sooo long..n its soo damn funny..
"bekaar hai" :D

Anonymous said...

go stick to yr books, gonna be slaves of multinational niggas. comeon getalife think beyond