Wednesday, August 1, 2007

3 reasons why I hate school

This post has been suitably edited keeping in mind the new Indian IT laws.

Going to school was supposed to be a fun, learning experience. It has turned out to be rather depressing for me, each day being a part of the punishment I have to suffer to make my career.

1) Ra***ka S***h - I don't know what her problem is. I can't understand who gave her the job. She's not qualified for being an English teacher. It seems that she isn't interested in teaching at all. She just wants results, and her teaching is constantly targeted towards the boards and the stupid marks. She is proud of the fact that our school's English results is far better than most other schools, and she probably thinks it is because of her. Somebody please tell her how much kids hate her.

     a) She has absolutely no sense of humour. Her jokes are pathetic, and she forces us to laugh by smiling for an extended period of time.

     b) She can't let go of XII D and the alumini. One thing that she constantly reminds us about is the lack of time, and the huge syllabus. And she's the only one who wastes time in our class. We haven't had a class yet where something about a guy who studied in our school 10 years ago wasn't discussed. I don't know how many zillions of times I've heard the line, "Those XII D kids are so naughty, I just love them. They are enjoying there life to the fullest."

     c) English periods used to be fun, till 10th class. We had an active discussion in the class, which sometimes turned into battles. But we didn't care about syllabus and peer pressure. We were learning. There was this satisfying, wholesome feeling, which made you feel that you've gained something. All that went away with Ra***ka S***h. Now it's all just a stupid race for getting more marks. Though I didn't score very good in my 10th class English paper, but it never bugged me, because I knew, I felt that I had grown, I had learnt.


2) An**a S**d - Chemistry has never been interesting, except for some of the really cool topics. But it was never torture. It was at least tolerable! I hate physical chemistry, just because An**a S**d teaches it. Whenever I sit with a Chem book in my hand, I first flip to a physical chapter, then I change my mind and open an Organic chapter, which is a thousand times more interesting, thanks to my Narayna teacher, Mr. K K Sharma (the best possible teacher of chemistry) and Harsh Sir. A mere glimpse of An**a S**d's face is enough to put you into depression. It seems as if she deliberately tries to make a topic as boring as possible. I remember discussing with somebody about An**a S**d cracking a joke. It would seem as if somebody wrote a long thesis on humour. Then she keeps bugging you, asking for those darned assignments.


3) Nam***a Alw***i - I don't know why she has a problem in digesting the fact that some guys are different from normal people. She's having a hard time with me, she just can't believe that I plainly refuse to do home assignments and complete practical files. I've told her a 1000 times that I find it useless to copy assignments from books or other guys and copy practicals from manuals. I hardly ever attend her class, and am still able to score much better than most of the class. She is still clueless as to how I'm able to do it. She too, wants me to complete my fuckin assignments. But I think she is finally realising, and starting to ignore me completely. She concentrates more on teaching in her monotonous, grey tone and putting the students to sleep.


A few people because of whom I'm still alive and gather the courage to go to school everyday -

1) Ankur Sethi
2) Chinmay Malaviya
3) Harsh Sir
4) The Computer Department

6 Puddles of puke:

Anonymous said...

The Uncool Shitty here.

BBPS is plain torture. In class XI, I had a chance to go to DPS RKP. I could have got an admission, 100%. But I refused on the grounds that there were too many students and I won't be recognized.

Now I realize that in DPS I could have worked hard and made myself and my talents visible. That was much better than the hell I have to go through at BBPS.

1. The teachers can't teach. When they teach, they don't teach properly. When they teach properly, they make the topic boring.
2. The students are dull. They score well, but have no personalities. All mama's boys. I only look forward to meeting Chinmay, Apoorv, Irfan and the Great Kaushik.
3. Too many assignments.
4. Sick people like the bitch whose name begins with a V.

Anonymous said...

Apoorv please for godsake forget Harssh Sir in the POst

Apoorv Khatreja said...

Umm, dude would you mind revealing your identity? I have no clue who you are.

frozen in music said...

"She has absolutely no sense of humour. Her jokes are pathetic, and she forces us to laugh by smiling for an extended period of time."

hey..i was goin to write(or type..whatevr!) sumthin lyk dis on my blog..abt my teacher...in collg..who does exactly the same..!
n these stupid teachers who indulge in result-oriented teaching don't understand..that it makes all the more difficult for us to study the topic..cuz then it becomes really boring..i mean wats d point of goin to school..or collg for dat matter...just getting good marks n getting a respectable degree..??
i totally agree with u..!

Anonymous said...

wat the hell?

It seems you are one BIG loser, who couldn't get much in life... and so you are here... blaming your teachers... if you can't see the positive side of things... or do something gr8 urself then at least have the courtesy not to defame ur teachers like this publicly!

You are a LOSER big time! U'll regret at some point of time in your life or this act of yours!
and i seriously hope that somebody from amongst your 'leaders' (cuz you seems to be a stupid follower without any brains) writes a similar demeaning blog about you....
but you are not important for anyone you see...
waste! huh!
Go Get A Life!
and learn to Respect!

Apoorv Khatreja said...

^

Once again, point proved. Hah, I love it when trolls like you come around looking for a fight, and I just completely ignore, because I truly am great.